Fight Fire with Sapphire!

Fellow travellers, the appalling reich winger Matt Hayden has been stalking me again.  His latest vile attack: the claim that I have taken a "vow of silence" . 

You wish, Matt!  But you and all your vicious conservative cronies should know that I will never be silenced.  Never!

And why?  Because those in search of spiritual succour need me, that's why.  While I am an enlightened soul who has achieved the very highest levels of spiritual awareness, I am -- and will always remain --  their humble servant. 

But to the issue of my lack of blog posts lately:  I do have a very good reason for this, and I will enlighten my loyal readers in my own good time -- not when Herr Hayden wants me to.

The appalling Matt Hayden continues to make light of the planet's impending doom.  Here, he attempts humour with a facetious post about the rise in naked sleepwalking being caused by global warming.

The reich-winger thinks he's being "ironic".  But the real irony is that his joke may actually be closer to the truth than he realises. 

Ambient temperature has long been linked to sleep quality.  And it is not unreasonable to suggest that someone who feels hot and bothered might attempt to disrobe. 

Matt may not like it, but the fact is that climate change will increase a whole range of social ills, including violence. 

Will he ever learn?   

Fellow travellers I have been heartened by news of a small victory in our crusade.  You see, the Anglican Church has come one step closer to ordaining women as bishops.

Of course, the peenie-wavers are violently opposed to this change.  Archbishopenemy "Dr" Peter Jensen says that the issue is "not a male-female thing" and that many women are also opposed to the ordination of women.  (Well, maybe so, if they are cowering before some glaring testosteroid ominously jangling his genitalia!)

I mean, really.  "Not a male-female thing"?  Sure, like the hatred of Muslims is "not a race thing".

Appalling.  Just appalling.