Fight Fire with Sapphire!

In his usual cynical and hateful style, Matt Hayden makes light of the near death of two non-animal creatures due to caffeine overdose.  If this weren't offensive enough, he manages to include a bilious attack on the left in the process.

Well, Matt, you may think it's all just a big chuckle.  But I can assure you that metabolic shutdown is no laughing matter. 

I can cite my own personal (and political!) experience of this very phenomenon.  You see, I have a sensitive metabolism.  I mean, like, really sensitive. 

And recently I started taking valerian, which is a herbal relaxant.  And I got addicted to it ...  Had to go on a chamomile program to kick the habit!

Having experienced such an ordeal, to have the issue mocked in such an offhand manner is extremely upsetting -- so upsetting, that I wish I could infuse some of that valerian tea to calm my frayed nerves right now! 

But obviously I can't ...  So, it looks like I'll have to spend the next 12 hours in my isolation tank just reach equilibrium again. 

Thanks a lot, Matt!