Fight Fire with Sapphire!

The appalling Matt Hayden displays what can only be described as universal ignorance in this hateful post about the joyful discovery, and naming, of a new constellation.

 

Oh, where do I start, Matt! 

 

One:  What you, in your typically speciesist manner, insist on calling the "humanities" departments are certainly not dominated by "politically correct" left-wingers.  Just as in the mainstream media, appalling peenie-waving testosteroids continue to ruthlessly inflict their hateful agenda upon a terrified community. 

 

Two: You seem to believe that astronomers have forsaken their objectivity and are revealing some sort of political bias in their nomenclature (if only it were "no men" but that's another matter!).  Actually, Matt, they are being very rational indeed.

 

"Red Square" is what the citizens of that most spiritually evolved constellation call their harmonius home.  The astronmers are merely reporting that fact.  So don't shoot the messenger, Matt! 

 

You may be wondering how I know this?  Well, Jocelyn and I have been to this destination (we astral travelled there only recently) and we can assure you it is a workers' paradise. 

 

You see, Matt, you and your evil cohorts on the right may be presently winning the battle here on Earth, but we are winning the war intergalactically (and pacifistically, of course).

 

So there!