Fight Fire with Sapphire!

Fellow travellers, we all know what shallow, thoughtless lives reich-wingers lead.  But being covert and sneaky by nature, they rarely openly express their deranged value system.

However, evey now and then one of them speaks candidly.  Take Diogenes Lamp, a man so arrogant that he has had a statue of his own head created, and posted a photo of it on his site:

 

‘Red Eye’ on Fox News made a very important point last night. The death of Anna Nicole Smith reminds us what a sick world we live in, where non-existent tosh like man-made global warming can so easily distract us from the things that really matter, such as the messed-up, agonising lives of supermarket celebrities.

It's not like we didn't know this is what you believe, but it's useful when you say it so plainly.  Thank you Mr Lamp!

In a similar vein, the equally Anna Nicole Smith-obsessed Matt Hayden reveals his bizarre conviction that "commies" killed Marilyn Monroe.

Well why would that have been, Matt?  Please do enlighten (or should that be enrighten?) us ...