Fight Fire with Sapphire!

My feline fellow traveller Jocelyn and I have been assessing the results of our latest comment-focused peace campaign at these two sites.  Together we will retire to the isolation tank for a long meditation session to seek inspiration for a new campaign.   

But while on the subject of comments, this time on this blog: 

New fan:  As I have repeatedly affirmed on this blog and others:  I AM NOT A SATIRE!  I do exist on the temporal plane just like you (although I do spend much of my time on higher ones, of course).

Old fan:  I do agree with your opinion of the appalling Herr Hayden.  And it is very empowering to receive your support.  However, I would appreciate it if you refrain from using the "c" word in future.  Sassy sisters read this blog, remember! 

And no, Herr Hayden didn't have me locked away.  But I can tell you this: he has tried to abduct Jocelyn on several occasions.  And reliable contacts inform me that he has been in touch with various underworld figures with the intention of having me terminated -- terminated with extreme prejudice! 

He will not succeed in this.  My telepathic abilites will always keep me one step ahead of Hayden and his thugs.  However, even if one of his "sharp" shooters does strike it lucky and hits his mark, I will survive.  I am immortal, remember!